Someone who has a different outlook on life & sex than most other people have. Fuck oil women. Scouting Report - 6 ft, 2 in, 225 lbs Non-smoker, non-drinker, non-gambler, non-judgmental, non-shedding, hypoallergenic, and dolphin safe Prefers boxer briefs, and enthusiastic hands invading them Articulate, but does not self-identify as eloquent Pronouns - Two, as well as three semi-pro nouns, five amateur nouns, one stunt pronoun, and one last seen playing in the Canadian league Enjoys sports, but prefers doing vs.